Helper Boy

I help,
And when I help, I must yelp.
The excitement I can’t contain,
But why does that thing looks at me with distain?
I can’t begin to imagine why it must,
Oh look sawdust!

I will catch it,
That I will and not a portion will get away, nope not a bit.
WHOA! You didn’t have to throw that!
That log almost squished my toes flat!
Hey! You orange and white thing!
Don’t you hear me barking?
Yeah I’m talking to you!
I’m not scared of your teeth, you great big CANOE!

Just between me and you, but what is a canoe?
So…a canoe is not…
OH! OH! Goodness me! Why it’s a jackpot!
Pardon me, if you please, but go I must!
LOOK at ALL that SAWDUST!
BARK!